Buhay Flip

Ito ang puno ng acacia, sa tabi ng puno na ito ang bahay namin, heto ako gumagawa ng blog, ayaw ko na magdamit, ayaw ko na magpalit ng brief, ayaw ko na rin maligo, pangarap ko kasi maging madungis, at paglaki ko, gusto ko maging isang electric fan. Isang araw, nanaginip ako, ako raw ay nagugutom. Para maibsan ang gutom ko, umakyat ako sa billboard ni Kris Aquino sa Edsa. Dumating ang isang rescuer at umakyat at tinanong ako, kung ano ang ginagawa ko sa itaas ng billboard, sabi ko “hu u?”, “fans  yata ako ni James Yap kaya ko ito inakyat!". "Bigyan niyo ako ng cake mula sa goldilocks!”. Nagulat ang rescuer at tinanong ako, “may Friendster ka ba? add kita ilalagay din kita sa YouTube”. "Mamaya na!" sabi ko, "kukuha muna ako ng power sa pamamagitan ng paghawak ko sa mga "high-tension" wires d2". "Bigla ako naalimpungatan at nagising, aking napagtanto na ang hirap pala suminghot ng rugby pag nakadikit na sa sapatos. Kung gusto niyo ako makita, sundan niyo ako, kasi aaalis na ako, ubos na ang rugby eh.

Borrowed Time

  last sunday, since there's are no classes the next day, i decided to fetch my son for a sleepover at my place & spend some quality time w/ him. we dont see each other that often, sometimes it takes months before we see each other. we spend the night playing online games then we wrapped up the night w/ a dvd movie. the next morning, i cooked for breakfast, which i seldom do. then back to online gaming til afternoon. It's his birthday today, Happy Birthday Axel! Luv Yah!

Dangerous Mind

im not feeling that well this morning yet i went to work in high spirits hoping that i'll get through the day without some nosy snoop bugging me. i started the day w/ a couple of phone calls checkin out people, straighting things out as usual. everything seems goin fine and dandy but as afternoon nears, dumating na ang salot from the printing department. sira na naman araw ko. some folks just dont get it, they just dont understand us artists, ang laki-laki ng nakasulat sa door ng room ko na "Dont Disturb! People are trying to be Creative here". All of the sudden i go ballistic on the dude, potek i want to beat the shit out of this prick, buti na lang umiral ung pagiging dati kong sakristan sa isang kumbento. pinagpayuhan ko na lang cya at inunawa. whew! what a day….

Sick, Dazed & Confused

   im back at the office after a day of absence, trinangkaso kasi then nabinat ako, Fuck. It wasn't nice, but at least now I know how it feels na "mabinat". Grabe! sakit pa rin ng ulo ko, potek, kung hindi lang namin pictorial sa saturday di ako papasok ngayon eh. yesterday i should be in bed sleeping or taking a rest. but guess what? hanggang sa bahay work pa rin, all those phone calls driving me nuts, kahit nasa bahay ka at may sakit potek pressure pa rin.

Melancholy Blues

 It's raining cats and dogs outside, geesh, i love it! no more traffic jams, no overcrowded passenger vehicles, ang galing! seems like eveyone decided to stay at home, just chillin in their crib. but not me, im stuck here at work, alone.  this morning i decided to set off to work rather than stay at home and waste my time on online games & dvd movies. Nyyyaaahh! ayan na ang baha!

Anatomy of a Blog

    know what? The most common reasons why folks out there blog & exchange links are:

•  1. They want to be noticed
•  2. They want to test their literary prowess
•  3. They want to impress others and brag about how many visitor hits he/she got. as if its the main reason why  he/she made a blog anyway
•  4. To shout to the world how great his/her life have been or how fucked up it was.

but me, my main reason for blogging is just simple.
para makatulong sa mga may sakit at may kapansanan. - yun lang

Condo Life

Sunday morning, just got off the elevator on my way to the internet cafe na pinaglalaruan ko ng online games (bagets pa kasi ko at ako ay mag-aadik mode) when i bumped into Mike (my neighbor na taga sixth floor). Geesh, i saw his ride towed by a friggin truck, lapit siya sakin sabay sabi "Dre, meron ka bang bread diyan? na raker kasi ako eh". As a good samaritan that I am, inabutan ko siya ng 500 bucks (goodbye na to my Beer Money). " Balik ko agad bread mo" sabi niya.

Eto tuesday na, ala pa rin balita sa kanya. Ano sa tingin niyo dapat ko gawin? katokin ko cya at maningil ako? ipa-blotter ko siya? idemanda ng large scale estafa? or ipag-novena ko na lang siya?  

Nessun Dorma

it's 11:33 pm, another fuckin sunday evening, as usual im alone in my crib wastin my time on the idiot box at the same time thinkerin w/ my laptop. just finished watchin a dvd, season 5 of 24 the tv series. vina morales just won an asian singing contest "IKON" on channel 9, manny pacquiao's on tv w/ jessica soho, just finished my third glass of brandy. why am i drinkin? well nothin, boredom i guess, what i get out of drinkin? nothin, maybe a damaged liver, well at least i'm not like Winston Churchill braggin that "I take more out from alcohol than alcohol can take out from me". oooops fourth glass, geesh its pass 12, i gotta get up early tommorow. i'm off!

Aztec King

A long time ago, in an island called Mactan, there lived a tyrant (datu) king, named Bertong Balibag, siya ung pumalit kay Lapu-Lapu a.k.a Billy Crawford. Nasakote kasi si Lapu-Lapu noon ng INTERPOL sa salang pag-salvage kay Magellan na isang astig sa Espana, malapit sa UST. Na bad-trip kasi si Lapu-Lapu kay Datu Humabon kasi umanib ito sa mga Kastilang Romano Katoliko. Hindi nila alam na solid si Bertong Balibag sa religion ni Appolo Quiboloy na original na religion sa Visayas Mindanao Region. (mapapanood ang religious show nito sa ACQ-CBN channel 37 [pero mas madalas mo rin mapapanood ang paglalaro ng anak niya na si David Axel sa channel na ito]). Hindi nga pala totoo na initak lang ni Lapu-Lapu si magellan kaya na-dedbol ito. Binaril niya ito ng Teka-Teka na 45 caliber na gawang Danao. Bakit papakahirap pa siya sa paggamit ng itak eh meron naman Paltik,  di ba nagsu-supply pa nga tayo niyan sa mga sindikato worlwide tulad ng sa Yakuza ng Nippon.