Crista - The Reckoning

wooot! woot! may blog ka na pala. hehehee
yup, nakaka-miss ung friday group, nawala na kasi kayo ni eden. ung sandals mo na galing kay AYO si vivian gumagamit, sira na. wala na kaming kasama sa talakayan tuwing breaktime sa tanghali. wala nang tumatawag sa nanays (na inoorderan mo ng mami na puro paminta) para umorder ng food sa gabi. wala na rin gumagawa ng index ng catalogue.

marami nang nagbago, at pagbabago dito. di na ako umoorder kay nanays, kay tatays na (bagong bukas na diner malapit kay nanays, at talagang Tatays ang name niya) ako umoorder.

meron akong bagong artist ngayon, one week pa lang siya dito. parang ikaw rin siya in some ways, mabait din siya. lagi rin kita kinikwento sa kanya. lagi rin siyang inaasar ni vivian. tinatawag niya kasi itong Bogart kasi parang t-bird siya.

nakaka-miss talaga, di ko maiiwasan na hindi ka maaalala lalo na kapag nakikita ko mga pics at video scandals natin na nakakalat sa tatlong computer dito sa itaas. di ko makakalimutan ung niregaluhan mo ako noong bday ko ng xrated na dvd na 24-in-1. hehehe

umalis na rin nga pala si willy “pawili-wili”, lumipat na ata sa call center.

kinukumusta ka rin pala ni liezl, vivian, xtian, mang tino at don robert.

high school

i dont know bout you guys, but me, i got fond memories of my high school years. Who would forget Ka Ado’s half-inch spectacles, the canteen’s cheese pimiento & Ka Marlen na inuutangan ni “________” hehehhe, Punzalan doing his infamous “joey de leon” antics, the auditorium and the mini canteen beside it, the library where studes take a mid-day nap, the radio station on the 3rd floor, the generator (at the back of the canteen i think), the CR’s where we sneak in para mag-yosi, the thursday afternoons where alot of peeps troop to the nearby locale, the cashier’s miss manalili & her eyelashes & hairdo (i dunno if it’s a wig or not), ms guevarra hounding studes not in their respective room during class hours, t’was the time when you treat your teachers like your 2nd mom.

Since t’was the 80’s “baston” dapat ang pants mo, may zipper, pardible or sintas ung laylayan. Haruta, Sebago, Dayfull, Chaser, Glenmore, Espadrille or TopSider naman ang shoes mo. The dance craze is breakdancing, strutt & funk. Ang Bag mo naman dapat knapsack or attache case. Dapat noon nagma-mantika ang ulo mo sa pawis at Gel or Mousse. Uber-cool ka noon pag may Walkman ka (wala pang cd’s noon) listening to michael “jackass”on, madonna,New Wave & Pop Beats. These are the essentials at that time. And oh man, I wouldn’t trade those days for nothin’.

as i look back on the way i was then, a young curious & adventurous kid w/o problems. well now, that kid has long gone, all is left is a middle-aged man with responsibilities, mortgage & 3 extra mouths to feed (i got 2 teenage kids heheh). Makes me wish sometimes na …….. mag-aral kaya uli ako sa high school hehehhe

Go now, and live.

Reflections

There’s always been something bittersweet about the holidays; sure, they’re joyful, festive, etcetera, but coming as they do in the waning weeks of the year, they’re also a time for recollection and self-recrimination, of shoulda-dones and coulda-beens. 

And this year’s been quite a bit more bitter than sweet. I lost my father & some relatives & friends this  year,(na pe-peste na ata kami) everyone’s dying like flies out here and I’m getting used to it na.  

Economy of this darn country is in shambles, you could feel it to the bone.We’re no longer in times of plenty. Our new reality is resource scarcity and economic crisis. I got lot of bills to pay that keeps on piling up. Now I’m trying to reconsider the meaning of “necessity.” saving for my children’s education, yes, family vacation, no? ooops…family vacation, yes, new laptop for my wife, no? Quad Core Dream PC - sorry, son, no. Aagh! OK, yes (It’s for me hehehhe). a new touch screen digicam for my daughter? OK, Ayesha I’ll buy that thingie bukas.

With this in mind, My wife is revamping our gift list. Instead of giving less, We’re going to give differently -making and doing rather than buying. She’s spending hours doing picture slideshows as gifts for friends and relatives on her laptop (a labor of love indeed). 

I’m making a mini-documentary of my late father for my mom, the woman who deserves everything and wants nothing. She never asked for anything last christmas ( buti na lang, makakatipid hehehe)

Happy Holidays Everyone!

Christmas Tree

went to my mom’s place yesterday, as usual, i just lay there alone on the couch on front of the TV like i always do.hours passed, when i got this feeling that something is missing here, something is just not right and i just cant figure out what it is.

 Oh well, i just continued channel surfing then i chanced upon the an old rerun of “Home Alone”, only then that i realized what i’m missing. It’s the christmas tree!

as far as i can remember, my dad religiously set up our Christmas tree every year, decorates it and our house with xmas lights etc. He’s been doing it for so long its just like a fixed action pattern to him. Even with his deteriorating health, he was able to set it up last year.

its mid-November now, by this time my dad should’ve been finished with all those stuff. What’s left here now is a blank spot where our xmas tree once stood every year.

Now that he’s gone. who’s gonna do the xmas tree? the Christmas light and decors? Well. I just don’t know .

Another One Bites the Dust

My lola beth died last night. As a child i was so close to her, she’s like a yaya to me. I got fond memories of her, like waiting for her everynight at the doorsteps of our house, because i would’nt go to sleep unless she tucks me to bed, thats how close we were.

The death of a loved one can be a trying time. Making funeral arrangements, coping up with grief, and finalizing everything. It can take so much time and energy when you have little to spare. I know it because I’ve been in that kinda situation before, it’s only been months since my father died.

My Officemates Hates Me

I Showed up late at work this morning, went to my room as usual, fired up my pc, fixed myself a cup of coffee, the same old daily routine.

My officemates frequently annoys the crap out of me. When they pass by my room they always leave my friggin door slightly open (potek kasi hindi sila makakapunta sa room nila nang hindi dadaan sa room ko), at ang masakit daan sila ng daan, nakakaistorbo na talaga. And yet kahit ganon sila, I’m still friendly to them, I still listen to their constant bullshit (usapang bukol). Because their room is right next to mine, they really dont have any option but to pass through my room to get to theirs. So telling them not to pass here and leave me alone (as I frequently want to do) is not really an option. So thats my life, waiting until the clock hits 5pm, time for them to scram and for me to have a little peace and quite, since im still goin’ to work my sorry ass up to 8 in the evening. 

But this morning is a little different, when i arrived, our auditor told me that the whole accounting department is mad at me, duh… ako nga dapat maasar sa kanila eh. Then he told me why they are so mad, Uh oh, thats when i realized that i made a big blunder. Yesterday my boss gave me a Durian fruit. Since i dont eat that kinda fruit, I left the half-rotting, funky smelling Durian fruit in the Accounting room overnight.

So that’s where their room got its pungent stench, Boy, they smell like shit!!!  hehehehe….

Dirty Laundry

  It’s hard to blog these days. Not just because I don’t have time, but when I do “cheat the clock” there’s a lot of guilt that I’d be wasting minutes writing on here when I could be doing something productive instead. 

Seventies

Mark WIllis - 1970 Something ()

 As someone who grew up in the 80s, I sometimes find myself shamelessly indulging in nostalgia, in remembrance of quieter, more comprehensible things past. These occasional meanderings are often triggered by the return of an old song, say, or a conversation with an old, resurrected friend, or even just the random dredging of a memory fragment from long ago.

Then the odd, stupid smile involuntarily forms as a trippy free-association thread of thoughts, recollections and even hoary old advertising pitches starts to unravel.

Sure, times are tough. But remember: “Times like these, you need a Juicy.” Wish it were that simple. But, hey, a little nostalgic trivia-laden trip down memory lane could just be the cure for these present-day blues.

This is the Seventies!

Hey Israel! this is for you. Hehehehe, I can’t forget this dude, the “fashionista” of the seventies. Ito ang galante among my uncle’s buddies, kapag nanghingi ako pera dito, binibigyan ako lagi ng 25 to 50 cents nito hehehe.

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I get this e-mail filled with 70s trivia and everything comes back. Go ahead and read it. See how many you can identify — and identify with. Thanks to the anonymous fellow or fellows who dreamed it up. (Hey, I tried to trace it back to the source. But finding the origins of an e-mail can be as hard as following the money trail of a narco-politician through the offshore banking system.)

Ready? Here goes:

You tasted: Fress Gusto, Sunta, RC Cola, Yes Cola, Teem, Mirinda, Darigold Evap, Liberty Condensada, Toddy-O, Choco Vim, Sunkist Orange (in triangular prism packs), Magnolia Chocolait, Sunny Orange, Sunquick, Klim, Jack ‘n Jill Barbecue Curls, Jack ‘n Jill, Shrimp Curls, Honey Pretzels, Plaza Pizza, Big 20, Hamburgers, Pana Pizza, Tweet and Jiggs Candies (by Mr. Krieger), Jojo Candies, Sugus Candies, Serg’s Chocolate, Dubble Bubble, Chewing-a-Bon, kerosene-flavored popcorn along Roxas Blvd., Blenda Margarine, Magnolia Ice Cream Sandwich, Magnolia Popsicles in Orange and Langka flavors.

You can recall the products of the following slogans: “Wow-wow-wow! Boteng umiilaw!” “Basket butas-butas,” “Araw-araw, interes ng interes,” “Mag-beer muna tayo,” “Charlieng Balakubak, excuse me,” “It’s you they’re talking about.”

You’ve been to: Syvel’s, Assandas, Arcegas at Maranaw Arcade, COD (especially for the Christmas display!), Funhouse at Bricktown, Erehwon Bookstore, Alemars Bookstore. Bookmark, Botica Boie, The Pierre (all in a row!), Makati Supermarket (in Makati!), Rizal Theater (with its spacious lobby) with D’Bankers Barbershop and Dulicinea just right across, Magallanes Theater, ABC Theater, Greenhills Theater, Tropical Hut (and its original hamburger).

You visited: The Regent of Manila, Hotel Aurelio, Manila Hilton Christmas carnival (where Dusit Hotel now stands), the original A&W along UN Avenue in Manila, Fiesta Carnival,Villa Pansol, Lido Beach, Italian Village, Café Valenzuela, Bonanza Restaurant and the many steakhouses, the Makati Automat, the Plaza, Jade Garden Restaurant, Luau, Sulo Restaurant (in Makati), Makati Fastfood Center (the first ever), Bulwagang Pilipino Restaurant (in Magallanes), Au Bon Vivant, Salambao Restaurant, the elegant dining room of the old Army & Navy Club, Magnolia Ice Cream Parlor at the old Quad, Mariposa Ice Cream Parlor at Shoppesville, Harrison Plaza (when it was still clean and had the bump cars).

You’ve ridden: the Matorco, Isuzu Gemini, Opel Rekord and Manta, Ford Cortina, Holden Premier, Dune Buggy, Dodge Colt, Ford Fiera, Mitsubishi Celeste, Jiffy Kit, Torana, Minica, Toyota Toyopet, VW Brasilia and Beetle, Renault, Austin Mini, Toyota Land Cruiser (the small one, without aircon), Pinoy, Tamaraw, Harabas, Honda Mini-trail, MRM Taxi, DM, UBL Bus Line, California Bus Line, Mapalad Liner, Love Bus, JD Transit,(lawanit-walled with lawanit windows), an Easy Rider bike, any bike by Patria, motocross bikes, those long pedal go-karts, scooters.

You’ve heard of: Victor Wood, Rudy Genasky, Carmen Ronda, Carmen Pateña, The Reycards, Vic Pasia, Walter Navarro, Sajid Khan, Esperanza Fabon, Novo Bono, Eddie Peregrina, Romano Castelvi, Boy Mondragon, Manny de Leon, Darius Razon, Efren Montes, Ariel con Tina, Eddie Ilarde, Bobby Ledesma and Chiqui Hollmann of “Student Canteen.” Apat na Sikat (can you recall their names?)

Freddie Aguilar, Florante, Mike Hanopol, Sampaguita, Hajji Alejandro, Leah Navarro, Spanish singer Junior, VST & Co., Hotdogs, Cinderella, Boyfriends, Ambivalent Crowd, Music Making Company, The Minstrels, Nonong Pedero, Eddie Mercado (the best English-speaking host), Maria Leonora Teresa, Ora Engkantada, Ginang Milyonarya, Asiong Aksaya.

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Blockbuster movies were: Jaws, Towering Inferno, Poseidon Adventure, Earthquake, Willard (theme song was “Ben”), Carrie, The Exorcist, Love Bug, Tinimbang Ka Ngunit Kulang, Saturday Night Fever and Grease, Planet of the Apes, Star Wars, Logan’s Run, Battlestar Galactica, Paper Chase, Love Story, Mahogany, Enter The Dragon, Serpico, The Godfather, Dog Day Afternoon, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

You’ve worn or carried: Denman brush tucked in your back pants pocket,

Jordache and Sasson jeans, Bata rubber shoes, Botak running shoes, Ace flexible comb, Ace clutchbag, Carrera shades, Ray-Ban Photochromic and Ambermatic shades, tie-dye shirts and pants, double-knit pants, hot pants, gabardine suits, Sergio Valente, Vidal Sassoon, Fiorucci, Ye-ye Vonnel shirts, Nik-Nik, Bang-Bang, Faded Glory, Jazzie, Adidas Vienna, Adidas Rom, Adidas Superstar, Puma Topfit, Tiger Onitsuka, Happy Feet, clogs, wet-look shoes and bags, Candies shoes, Pierre Cardin, Jovan musk oil, Aramis, Drakkar, Paco Rabanne, Yves St. Laurent, Flexible Mongol ball pens, Bic ball pens, puka shell necklaces, platform shoes with bell-bottom pants and wide-buckled belts, mood rings.

Here’s more: Thrilla in Manila, Unctad 5, Miss Universe Pageant, dollar-peso exchange rate was 1:7. “Walang Tindigan” buses charged a flat rate of P1, Love Bus fare was P1.50. DLSU was De La Salle College, Poveda was Teresiana, Adamson campus was St. Theresa’s campus. Petron was Esso. Traffic was nonexistent in Tagaytay. You could hum “Dick and Jane.” You knew all the Bagong Lipunan songs. Virra Mall was the most modern shopping center.

Shell Action Transfer. Quadrophonic stereos. Pelota. Game of the Generals.

GI Joe action figures as tall as Barbie Dolls. Gigantor the Space Age Robot, Voltes 5, Herculoids, Matchbox cars (in metal, not plastic). Eight-track tapes.

PLDT telephone numbers were six digits. Cursillo. Queue Disco, Where Else?, Altitude 49, Delirium (in Greenbelt). Velvet Slum, Coco Banana, Manila Hotel’s Jungle Bar, Stargazer, Romvlvs. Swing, The Hustle, and 12-Step were the “in” dances.

How time flies.

My Old Man

Its been a while since i last put anything here in this blog, been too busy working and looking out for my dying father(he succumbed to cancer this Sunday and got cremated yesterday). Prior to February 2008 everything is just normal. All that changed when one day my mom told me “papa is sick again“, (Papa undergone chemo and cobalt treatment in 2001when he was diagnosed with hodgkin’s lymphoma). It was an extremely painful & stressful 3 months, but it was also a very special time, filled with love and a closeness that transcended our lives as
they previously existed. This experience taught me alot. I wish I had never had to learn it, but in some ways, I am grateful. I now truly know what it means to “live in the moment”. Thank you, Papa. I love you.

Ang alamat ng Balot

Noong unang panahon, sa lupalop na ubod ng layo, may isang magba-balot. Sa kanyang pananaliksik at paglalakbay, nakakita siya ng isang itlog, Siya ay namangha at naibulalas niya sa kanyang sarili na "Aba! kawangis nito ang isang Balot na galing sa angkan ng mga Penoy!!". "Simula ngayon tatawagin ko na itong itlog na ito na Balot!"  

 Sa sinumang tao na bukas ang loob na magbigay ng kanilang tulong sa "Sagip Itlog Foundation" tumawag lang sa numerong 531-9000.

Ang aming opisina ay matatagpuan sa Nueve De Pebrero St., Mandaluyong City, National Center for mental Health.

Salamat Po. 

Year End according to ME

So anyway, went to Trinoma yesterday ( a nearby mall). The queue from between cashiers were freakishly long but then again, it was expected with the recent bonus and salary. Bought a couple of shirts and pants, time to upgrade the wardrobe hehehe. But it was kinda sad too (poor me and my depleted wallet).

This afternoon i took a bus goin to my mom's place in the north of the Metro. Whew, the northbound traffic is really heavy, now I learned to appreciate bus drivers, they also have problems with ignorant drivers. Nyeh! Some were just plain rude that they did not want to give way even if their cars were just inches away from us! They just didn’t want to give way! Utterly rude!!

And also, again, those people who would cut queues at the toll gates. I’m like.. wtf man?

When the bus reached Bocaue, there was a hugeeeeeeeee number of people at the fireworks stalls by the roadside. here and there as coincidently, it was like pay day in Bocaue too. hehehe

This will just be a short entry, Bye folks! Happy New Year! see you guys next year!

Merry Christmas to all

 I'm sitting here at home, with a glass of brandy in hand, enjoying the peace of my mom's house nestled in the north of the metro.

It's a lovely christmas eve here with just enough chill. (hindi naman kasi nagsno-snow d2 sa pinas eh).

It's also quiet in this house, with no little tykes up staying late. yearning for their gifts from Santa. (malalaki na kasi mga kids ko eh).

For my wife and me, it's a time of reflection, to sit back and look at how our kids are growing rapidly (as if they are on steroids hehehe.)

My mom got a visit from Meralco, she's kinda nervous at first, she's thinking na they'll gonna warn her for all those crazy & fancy xmas lights eating up her house (baka daw fire hazzard na eh) un pala nominated ung bahay niya na isa sa mga beautifuly decorated house sa place and she might win 20 grand. 

 

Well, as for me, christmas is a welcome break from the craziness of the world. For no matter what your beliefs, it seems as if Christmas Day is the one time of the year when news takes a holiday, too. Especially bad news.

I like that. Let's keep it that way. As long as we can.

Happy holidays to you all.
 

Friday

 Yesterday was not just any Friday. It was a special day. It was the first day in many weeks that I had no social engagements whatsoever. No dinners, drinking, gigs,  meetings, strange outings. Nothing. I can’t remember the last time that happened.

So I got a pizza, watched a dvd of Prison Break, drank coffee,  watched another episode of Prison Break, read a bit, and went to bed. A truly magical evening.  : )

"What Dreams may Come"

"…..dreams are there for you to make it, never stop believing 'cause you can make i t….. keep on dreaming, it will take to a place that you have not been, you'll see it happen in your eyes, it's the power of the dream……"

….hehehehe, joke lang, hindi yan totoo, nakuha ko lang yan sa friendster ng anak ko na si ayesha. 

Looks Vs. Status

  Sa inaraw-araw kong paglalakad sa mga malls tuwing ako'y uuwi na sa aming tahanan, aking napupuna ang mga magsing irog na namamasyal sa kalawakan ng lugar na ito. Sari-saring mukha, iba't-ibang katayuan sa buhay. Minsan hindi ko maiwasang maitanong sa sarili ko kung ano ba ang tinitingnan ng mga kababaihan.

Napansin ko minsan na may mga kababaihang nasisilaw sa katayuan ng lalaki. Yun bang tipong halos lumamang ako ng limang paligo sa hitsura nung lalaki pero parang balewala sa kayang kasintahang napakaganda dahil sa katotohanang di mo maikakaila na lubhang mayaman ang lalaki. Meron namang tunay na masasabi mong magandang lalaki subalit parang walang maipagmamalaki kundi ang kanyang pisikal na kaanyuan.

Hindi ko tuloy maiwasang malungkot at magtanong…hindi na ba pinahahalagahan ang pagkatao ng isang lalaki?…marahil ito ang kadahilanan kung bakit ang karamihan sa mga kababaihan ay nahuhumaling sa akin…..ay buhay…

Arrested Development

 well, its the 29th of october, election day, liquor ban. so all you alcoholics out there, just let your liver chill out a little bit. The Beer month is almost over (Oktoberfest). my activities this october? well, went to Metrowalk a couple of times with friends, office mates, online friends and on one occasion i even brought my son Axel. my son drinking? nah, he just turned 14 (for crying out loud). while kenneth, ryan & myself were guzzling beer he's just sipping on milkshake. but why not let the kid have drink, asked him if he want to try it, he answered yes.  its much better if he'll have his first taste w/alcohol w/ his old man than learnin to drink with his barkadas. anyway, its not a hard drink or beer, i ordered him a raspberry vodka cruiser , he's kinda awkward in drinking it at first, but boy when he got the hang of it, the kid just loves it. It tastes like cough syrup daw but much tastier and delicious hehehe. after his first bottle, he's expecting that i'll order him another one, sabi ko " hoy, mas mahal pa nga ang mga iniinom mo kesa sa amin, nawili ka, saka na lang uli, sa christmas na lang siguro hehehhe"

threesome

Isang araw na maulan, may tatlong paa na sina crista (aka thriller) eden (aka komang) at bertong balibag (aka el wapo) na nag volt-in at nag-decide na dapat na sila magsaplot depensa sa nakakapinsalang alipungangers (fungal infection), leptospirosis (a bacterial disease caused by excreta of rats that causes sudden death) at pyroclastic materials (ewan ko kung ano ito, maganda lang kasing pakinggan eh). So ayun, nagsaplot ang mga paa, at dahil dito napagkaisahan lahat ng taga opis ang ipagdiwang ito at kumain sa labas. humantong kami sa Mr. Kabab sa kanto ng Q.Ave. at West Ave.. Kasama si Xtian Adan at kanyang Misis na si Ibyang na kasalukuyang magkaaway ng mga panahon na yon at isang Badinger-Z (binabae)  na auditor namin. Puro Keema w/ eggplant, green mango shake at yogurt shake at katakotakot na extra rice. Ayun nangasibundatan ang mga pulubi. Umuwi kami na puro putok ang tiyan. Kinabukasan ng umaga,  hinanap ko ang  janitor namin sa condo at nanghihiram ako ng dos por dos na kahoy.  "Aanhin niyo yan sir?" sabi niya,  "pang susundot ko lang  sa tae ko, tumae kasi ako ng matigas at di makayanan ng flush ng inodoro ko kaya dudurugin ko na lang tae ko para madali ko maiflush!

Karla a.k.a "Bantot" ang babaeng may itlog

Hindi po siya si Marimar, hindi rin po siya si Jumong, siya po Karla alias "Bantot" ang babaeng may itlog. She's a hedonist, a former celestial body ("star" kasi yan lagi "paistar"), a recent addition to the human race, fashionistang baduy, handicapped by natural immaturity and also a glutton heheheh. She's a former  colleague of mine. I still remember the first time i saw her, Potek, nang ininterview ko yan nagulat ako, sinama pa niyan ang nanay niya. We've worked together for 3 long years, i gave this lady a taste of hell. I'm a very difficult person but i take comfort in the fact that God made me that way. At least she learned a lot (aside sa mga katarantaduhan na tinuro ko sa kanya). Dati akong pinagnanasaan niyan kaso alam ko naman na katawan ko lang ang gusto niya at hindi ang pagkatao ko (joke lang marvin). Lagi ko inaasar, inuutotan at pinaglalaruan yan, naging hobby ko kasi ang buwisitan yan for no apparents reasons eh. Ah well, those were the good ol' days, she left the company 2 years ago, did a stint in the fuckin asian fashion scene. We saw each other last weekend, gobbled up on T-bone steak in QC, guzzled a couple of beers sa Metrowalk til the wee hours of the morning. Nothin changed, same old baklita na i used to know, makunat pa rin sa belekoy, takaw pa rin. Well, darating na si marvin (her fiancee) next year, hopefully they'll  be married by then. Sabi ko kasi mag-asawa na siya, get a life, para magkaroon siya ng sex life. mahirap na kasi pag matagal nababakante, nakakabobo yon, magiging peklat na lang yang peps niya at magsasara. heheheh. Good luck bantot! Wishing you the best in your future endeavors. : )

Buhay Flip

Ito ang puno ng acacia, sa tabi ng puno na ito ang bahay namin, heto ako gumagawa ng blog, ayaw ko na magdamit, ayaw ko na magpalit ng brief, ayaw ko na rin maligo, pangarap ko kasi maging madungis, at paglaki ko, gusto ko maging isang electric fan. Isang araw, nanaginip ako, ako raw ay nagugutom. Para maibsan ang gutom ko, umakyat ako sa billboard ni Kris Aquino sa Edsa. Dumating ang isang rescuer at umakyat at tinanong ako, kung ano ang ginagawa ko sa itaas ng billboard, sabi ko “hu u?”, “fans  yata ako ni James Yap kaya ko ito inakyat!". "Bigyan niyo ako ng cake mula sa goldilocks!”. Nagulat ang rescuer at tinanong ako, “may Friendster ka ba? add kita ilalagay din kita sa YouTube”. "Mamaya na!" sabi ko, "kukuha muna ako ng power sa pamamagitan ng paghawak ko sa mga "high-tension" wires d2". "Bigla ako naalimpungatan at nagising, aking napagtanto na ang hirap pala suminghot ng rugby pag nakadikit na sa sapatos. Kung gusto niyo ako makita, sundan niyo ako, kasi aaalis na ako, ubos na ang rugby eh.